Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 13, 2024

Despair tries to hard. Lightening up doesn’t work.

Perhaps she should cut back to only one chocolate cake a day.

If she would truly believe that she doesn’t have to wear that red dress, life will be less complicated.

with that hair-do ma’am – you will light up in no time …

Well, Roxanne, try using some lights that aren’t red…

(¬_¬)

(“Roxanne” by The Police)

Helium Roxanne, Get some of those helium balloons from Ballard St groceries and such. A few to attach to your dress and a few to suck the contents out.

Roxanne’s diet has failed.

Good morning Balladeers!

Hope that tea is decaffeinated.

Roxie, you’re an honest and conscientious soul — so, repeat after me:

I filed on time, i doublechecked my math, the odds of getting audited are near zero…

You go girl!

She don’t have to put on the red light…

Roxanne looks like she needs to try a fast-acting laxative.

Is that a BUNNY on her necklace? (Hiya Happyx3!!!)

Pressure, pushing down on me pushing down on you.

Flatulence with a ”surprise”…

Switch from Red Zinger to Sleepy Time or Chamomile.

Caffeine is your friend, Roxie.

Roxanne has a past that weighs heavily on her.