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Helium Roxanne, Get some of those helium balloons from Ballard St groceries and such. A few to attach to your dress and a few to suck the contents out.
marilynnbyerly 11 months ago
Despair tries to hard. Lightening up doesn’t work.
oldpine52 11 months ago
Perhaps she should cut back to only one chocolate cake a day.
mywifeslover 11 months ago
If she would truly believe that she doesn’t have to wear that red dress, life will be less complicated.
seanfear 11 months ago
with that hair-do ma’am – you will light up in no time …
ChessPirate 11 months ago
Well, Roxanne, try using some lights that aren’t red…
(¬_¬)
(“Roxanne” by The Police)
Alberta Oil 11 months ago
Helium Roxanne, Get some of those helium balloons from Ballard St groceries and such. A few to attach to your dress and a few to suck the contents out.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
Roxanne’s diet has failed.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 11 months ago
Good morning Balladeers!
mistercatworks 11 months ago
Hope that tea is decaffeinated.
ÂŻ 11 months ago
Roxie, you’re an honest and conscientious soul — so, repeat after me:
I filed on time, i doublechecked my math, the odds of getting audited are near zero…
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
You go girl!
randybrewer Premium Member 11 months ago
She don’t have to put on the red light…
cfkelley 11 months ago
Roxanne looks like she needs to try a fast-acting laxative.
Impkins Premium Member 11 months ago
Is that a BUNNY on her necklace? (Hiya Happyx3!!!)
cracker65 11 months ago
Pressure, pushing down on me pushing down on you.
BaconBoyCamper 11 months ago
Flatulence with a ”surprise”…
WCraft 11 months ago
Switch from Red Zinger to Sleepy Time or Chamomile.
Chris Sherlock 11 months ago
Caffeine is your friend, Roxie.
Shikamoo Premium Member 11 months ago
Roxanne has a past that weighs heavily on her.