Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 07, 2024

Camouflage is NOT your friend!

Not surprisingly, they look saner than the humans on Ballard Street.

Elks of Scandinavian descent should join the Moose Lodge instead.

“How to use AirTags to keep track of hunters.”

Rupert thinks “I should go to the second one”. His right ear is still a little tender.

The elk that are not in a rut (participating in the rut) …

… will be going to a stag party.

The organizers of the conference are benevolent and protective.

• Antlers. Point-Counterpoint…

• “Yes, Deer” is not funny!

• Just what is up with musk?

100 bucks to get in.

Good afternoon Balladeers!

Tomorrow: “How to keep your ivory canine teeth.”

Lost or Found Antlers – check at the convention sign in desk.

Free Salt Blocks at the Hospitality Suite.

how not to get stuck in a rut…

I bet a lot of elks will wish they had attended that seminar.

It’s a rack-ateering club.