Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 18, 2025

Chester is known among his canine companions as an eager beaver.

Now that’s a bit too acidic!

@Solstice.

Where did your limerick go?

TODAY’S LIMERICK.

While having an innocent pee,

Young Chester has knocked down a tree.

“You’ve been drinking my scotch!”

Said his master in shock.

“So l’m putting you over my knee!”

Chester shows that tree that his bite is worse than it’s bark.

BONUS LIMERICK.

My memory may be a blur,

But l recognise this doggy’s fur.

Am l going insane?

Or is he at it again?

Go and check out ‘Non Sequitur’!

I cannot tell a lie. Chester did it.

Chester forgot about ‘safety first!’ and didn’t yell “Timber” before dropping the tree (again).

Impressive, mind you, but bad.

♪♫ “Oh, I’m a Lumber-Dog and I’m OK…” ♪♫

Chester and his owner have been asked to move……

Good morning Balladeers!

Man, Chester united those leaves with the ground.

Chester has no idea how much a replacement tree costs and how litigious the neighbors or the municipality can be.

Chester gnaws that already.

Scratch bat retriever for the local ball team from his career options.

Beaver dog

What has he been feeding that dog?

Chester identifies as a beaver.