True story – was once in the hospital and the fellow sharing the other bed had done exactly that, while cleaning his gun. He lived on an island, a few miles from the mainland, so he had to wrap it up as best he could and drive himself to the ferry. When they got to the mainland, an ambulance was waiting for him.
I had heard this had happened, so imagine my surprise when I shared the same room with him. There was an arch over the middle of the bed so as to keep the bedding away from him (it). He went for his first pee while I was there, and I could distinctly hear painful shrieks emanating from the washroom..
pschearer Premium Member over 3 years ago
Half-cocked. That’s hilarious, though pushing the rules, I’m sure.
dwane.scoty1 over 3 years ago
Foxie! No Lorena Bobbit gag here?
dcandmx over 3 years ago
His name should have been Wild Bob….
Milady Meg over 3 years ago
He could be a direct descendant. WB could have sired children first.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 3 years ago
That’s really premature.
mywifeslover over 3 years ago
This may qualify for an “Arlo”!
Pickled Pete over 3 years ago
True story – was once in the hospital and the fellow sharing the other bed had done exactly that, while cleaning his gun. He lived on an island, a few miles from the mainland, so he had to wrap it up as best he could and drive himself to the ferry. When they got to the mainland, an ambulance was waiting for him.
I had heard this had happened, so imagine my surprise when I shared the same room with him. There was an arch over the middle of the bed so as to keep the bedding away from him (it). He went for his first pee while I was there, and I could distinctly hear painful shrieks emanating from the washroom..
uniquename over 3 years ago
Spent the remainder of his life shooting himself in the foot, so to speak.
khcm1157 over 3 years ago
Sounds like a Darwin Award!
Popeye TSM over 3 years ago
Dumbity Dumbity 2 boats on cruise