Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for August 28, 2017

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    ekw555  over 7 years ago

    those horizontal stripes are not very flattering, Scott!

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    Nuliajuk  over 7 years ago

    Why stay away from the hairier sections? Some salons charge good money for that!

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    eb110americana  over 7 years ago

    I thought you were “The Human Bowl of Spaghetti.”

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    ChessPirate  over 7 years ago

    “And I had this great idea of building a hat with rockets on it, and I’d call myself…”

    “Wait! Don’t tell me! ‘Rocket Hat’…”

    “Nooo… Wait! Rocket Hat! That’s brilliant!”

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Next time steal the invisible tape so you can be the Invisible Tape Man.

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 7 years ago

    And if he used “Scotch Tape”… he would have to wear a kilt right?… and that would be very wrong, and uncomfortable, resulting in scared children and an arrest record… I’m thinkin

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 7 years ago

    I don’t think this aired in October.

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    Malcolm Hall  over 7 years ago

    Masking tape mummy! A whole book on this theme! PS. I wonder how Scott’s career as a kid’s book author is going.

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    Nuliajuk  over 7 years ago

    Actually, there is a type of custom dress/body form that you make by getting someone to wrap you in either duct tape or brown paper packing tape. It’s a very claustrophobic experience, getting one made.

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