I wanted to grow up to be Einstein or someone like that. Alas, I just don’t have the mental horsepower. But at least I avoided trying to play the guitar!
The Genesis of the whole issue is that songs about being the “dumpee” sell way better than songs about being the “dumper”. Like they say in law enforcement, follow the money. The only song I remember about being the “dumper” is from Toby Keith …Only the best looking tuna gets to be starkist.
Concretionist about 4 years ago
I wanted to grow up to be Einstein or someone like that. Alas, I just don’t have the mental horsepower. But at least I avoided trying to play the guitar!
julie.mason1 Premium Member about 4 years ago
I was a Biblical guitarist. My right hand didn’t know what the left hand was doing.
kartis about 4 years ago
“In the Air Tonight” is the counterpoint and his absolute best song.
Jeff0811 about 4 years ago
The Genesis of the whole issue is that songs about being the “dumpee” sell way better than songs about being the “dumper”. Like they say in law enforcement, follow the money. The only song I remember about being the “dumper” is from Toby Keith …Only the best looking tuna gets to be starkist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1vRL9kRl8g
Qiset about 4 years ago
All I have to say about the last panel is “ouch!”
J Short about 4 years ago
Yeah, and with Sting, you got that whole tantric sex thing going on.
Cozmik Cowboy about 4 years ago
Phil Collins: great rock drummer, putrid pop singer.
Aloysius about 4 years ago
hearing Phil Collins always makes me want to take a Peter Gabriel antidote.
Stephen Gilberg about 4 years ago
Could be worse. You could’ve picked Michael Jackson, for instance.
SkyFisher about 4 years ago
Insert sound effect of comic drum-cymbal sting here