Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for April 08, 2024

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    Algolei I  9 months ago

    I always faked it when I had to call in sick when I was sick, so I’d sound sick enough that they wouldn’t ask me to come in when I was sick.

    Wait, except for that one time I was so sick that I was delirious, and when I called them to say I was sick they asked me to stay home in case I was really sick.

    Man, that was a good fever.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Hilarious,and I NEVER get sick,which is both good AND bad.

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    Is like a melody Premium Member 9 months ago

    So funny and SO TRUE! Thanks for the good laugh Scott!

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    Izzy Moreno  9 months ago

    That final double burn is quite the zinger.

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    FireAnt_Hater  9 months ago

    … and even as an employee, you have rights.

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    Stephen Gilberg  9 months ago

    “The law doesn’t have to deal with me when—” “It WILL deal with you if you don’t respect my rights.”

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    lkcelleo  9 months ago

    Scott’s boss haven’t aged at all.

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