B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 12, 2011

This brings to mind too many fecal puns. I’m moving on to the next cartoon.

Except for the stench, Curly.

Well………………….there’s a bright side to everything!

(Good Morning, Grog, Pamlicorat, Gweedo & all BCers!)

I think I’ll pass also.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

(someone had to say it)

Ah, the grass is always greener… over the septic tank.

I thought it was the strawberries which were the best tasting.

So sayeth my microbiology teacher in college.

The grass is always browner over the (overflowing) septic tank.

Your neighbor grass will not be greener than yours, anymore!

It’s time to scat.

Good Morning Lonewolf, Gweedo, Montana Lady & Everyone!

Talk about it hitting the fan (not to mention trees, wheels, and cave paintings).

The grass will always be greener on your side.

Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.

The green grass may be the envy of the neighborhood, but the stench will keep them away.

Good morning, BCers

An overflowed septic system will NOT help the grass. You can ask my neighbors who have yet to get their lawn back after all the digging to find the ruptured tile two years ago. Erma Bombeck (RIP) really didn’t have it right, but the line was funny, x_tech.

And the plumber is the LAST guy to tell about it. He’ll just refer you to the Septic Tank guy. Who will refer you to the Tile Guy. It’s all kind of like finding the right specialist to remove your goiter.

EWWWWWW! That septic tank smells like a sewage. ACK!

Our local pumper has a sign on his tank truck that says he takes a lot of s… from a lot of people, but he tired of taking it from Congress.

EWWWWWWWWW, the septic tank IS sewage!

Can you dig it! (that’s a PUN, son!)

I help install and repair septic systems and have done close to a hundred. Last year we were rebuilding one and had the old tank pumped and then pulled out the old collapsed metal tank and there was a very large, live bull frog in the bottom of that mess. I couldn’t eat frog legs again for……….a week!