B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 20, 2017

Oh man, if they do finally get him, that’s gonna be some tough meat. Probably only good for soup.

Talk about a tough old bird.

Vegetarian: poor shot

Grill Bill, Vol. 1.

Turkey is the One.

Dodgeball Champion

One doesn’t get to be an old turkey by being untalented.

Wait for it to die of old age.

Wild turkeys are pretty damn smart. It only takes being shot at once for them to learn.

I like a well seasoned turkey.

Anybody else wonder why 59 years, and not 58 or 60 or 23 or 72?

Perhaps the BC comic has been around for 59 years, and this is its anniversary…?

I know how he feels. I’ll be 59 in a little over a month.

I almost came home with a FRESH turkey yesterday, but I hit the brakes.

Eat Tofu not Turkey.

Maybe Conahonty is just a bad shot.

Or this might be a reference to the B.C. Thanksgiving Special, a wonderful animated TV show from the early 1970’s

I shot an arrow into the air. It missed the turkey by a hair.

Always look forward to turkey time in B.C. Also look forward the the one that only made it as far as our dinner table.

Best wishes to all readers for the nicest day of November.

That is funny, but turkeys only live up to ten years of age, at most.