B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 02, 2018

Were you thinking when you decided to go after a creature many times your size?

Now we know how Rocky first got the idea of flying.

“What is the Law?”

“Not to eat Meat! Are We not Men!”

(“We are Devo!”)

And thus evolved the ancestor of Rocky the flying squirrel.

Not surprising. The large herbivorous land mammals (elephants, rhinos, hippos) are all quite dangerous in the wild. Why should it have been any different with dinosaurs?

Looks like the squirrel wants to charge Dino 69 dollars.

…& so kids, that’s how the ‘flying squirrel’ evolved

The earliest concept for Amazon aerial delivery systems. Whatever happened to that anyway?

Carnivores usually kill their food before they eat it.

Next panel, squirrel scurries back to the tree, runs up the trunk and says: “again!”

This is phunny.

So, the squirrel is attracting the dino’s attention, and offering $69 for the ride of their life. (alternative reading)

and that, class, is how flying squirrels evolved

Vegetarians and vegans can be very passionate and protective of their lunchs. When mammals and reptiles agree on a food source, there will be a fight and there will be blood. Even for an acorn.

That.. is how you get to the other side of the river to start a new family.. When the big guy said “go forth and multiply”.. he was not just talking to Adam..

What’s with the $69.00??

Squirrel had it coming.

Anyone who has ever been chased by a bull — as I have — knows those herbivores can be mean.

(President Carter was attacked by a rabid rabbit as I recall. No joking matter.)