B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 02, 2019

It ain’t paranoia if they are really out to get you.

Less is still possible, depending on how paranoid he was before.

“Who SAID That?!!?”

Do you think he heard us beings from the 4th Dimension (Wall, whatever?)

Bet his favoutite song is “Somebody’s watching me” by Rockwell.

One mans paranoid is another mans careful.

Don’t watch cable news then. Both sides are out to invent dangers that only they can save you from. Like the rest of “reality TV” it’s good for ratings when people stab one another in the back. You’re next!

People with paranoia are afraid to put it behind them.

His paranoia is only in his dreams. I know because I’ve seen the files from the secret tests.

As Satchel Paige once said, “Never look back. They might be gaining on you.”

Wait until he finds out he’s been dropping those stone slabs into a giant screw! O<|];o)

Whew…. wait until that toaster pops the rock back up.

Jesus. What an awful reverse-engineered joke.

All you paranoids are out to get me!

Paranoid? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fn36l_z3WY

Slot goes straight to the NSA.

Thunk.The past tense of think?I don’t thunk that were right ;)

Help! The Paranoids are after me.

I have positive paranoia. People are talking about me, but they are saying nice things.

Reminds me of the guy who freaked out at the polls – thinking the ballot scanning machine was actually a shredder.