B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 10, 2020

You did ; he ate him.

Beats coffee any time!

This morning I was woken up to G. Caccini’s Ave Maria…

That’s the rooster-would-be! He will evolve!

The Five AM Wake-up Call… is much better than the Oh! Bugger! I am Late For ALL of my Appointments Panic! :)

LOL!!! :D

“Because you ATE him, remember?”

That T-REX is the rooster, he will evolve.

Evolution is like karma. They both work too slowly to be satisfying.

Nah. I think The Dragon will have better LUCK waking people up! A little bird told me that. I should have left with Mary out of that jail BEFORE I had my daughter Veronica but you know ME with my Absolutely Perfect Fool for LOVE role… Gotta keep up the TRUE IMAGE of absolutely perfect FORGIVENESS.

I don’t know. Either way, you’ll still have to get up.

That must be one wicked echo in that cave!

Roosters are the main enemies of a basilisk.

This is how I want to start my day…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3wMesI8aiw

Remember? We tried it and you just rolled over and ignored his cock-a-doodle-doo

In a few dozen million years, he’ll be a rooster.

It’ll be a few years (okay, a lot of years) before they can wake up to Katy Perry’s “Roar!”

But, you are awake, aren’t you?

Do you really want that guy roosting in your cave?

Give the creature some respect. It’s not the easiest of jobs; and he’s got a multi-cave schedule to adhere to.

I dare you to the snooze button on that alarm!

No way! You have one that actually works. I dare you to hit the snooze button.

Well? What’s their half of the symbiotic relationship?

Ah yes, predecessor to the alarm clock… the alarm cock.

“Sure. We just have to wait 100 millions years for chickens to evolve. You in a hurry?”