B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 15, 2021

Not just golf.

And that’s also how far the ball went…

I have actually hit a divot further than the ball went. Needless to say I really suck a golf. Once I hit a ball that popped up so high, that the wind carried it behind me.

A divot – “Can you dig it?”

“Divot! Divot!”

This is when swearing was invented…..

Ah. Getting better.

I have heard of a man who played golf. He played for decades. But he always had lousy luck in the game. I guess he played for the companionship, or the exercise, or maybe the drinks after the game. But as far as the game went, he had really lousy luck.

His lousy luck lasted to the end it seems. For when it was time to bury him. It still took six or seven tries to sink his casket in the hole.

So why don’t the signs say “PAR 4. 10,260 INCHES”?

Well football is a game of yards. That’s a downer!

Golf again? Yawn. Wake me up when it’s over.

I can’t believe some of the wayward shots pro golfers make. It must take a lot of practice to have your tee shot end up in a tree.

I don’t make divots. I make scars.

Don´t knock golf, it keeps thousands of old and/or boring, badly dressed people of the streets.

He’s invented golf farming, and is plowing the field.

Football not golf.

Meg, that would be a Par 3

Spoon? I’m gonna need a shovel.

That’s a lot of divot for a tee shot, he must be deadly on the fairway. If he ever gets there.

Love it or leave it, and I chose the latter.

The same people who invented bagpipes and called it “music”, invented golf and called it “fun”.