B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 07, 2022

Cheer up, could be worse.

How?

Could be raining.

Potholes…we don’t get ice, BUT we got potholes. It takes a talent to miss them!

Is this what they mean by “Holey Rollers”? ;-)

Wasn’t aware that B.C. was set in Michigan.

A wheel in every garage and ice in every pot…hole.

Driving over an ice filled pothole on one wheel will add a bit of excitement to the morning commute.

I was once visiting a remote mountain site with my commanding officer. He was driving (BAD idea). As we were bouncing from rut to rut he apologized stating, “I’m trying to spare you as many of these potholes as I can.” My reply was, “Don’t worry, sir. I’m sure you’ll catch the ones we missed on the way back down.”

I got promoted anyway.

If the don’t fill them in the fall the freeze thaw cycle makes them bigger.

Give it a few weeks and the potholes will be filled in with a glacier. Then they’ll need a 4 wheel drive wheel to get around with. yip yip yip yip yip

In the mean time start making different ice-cone flavors. When the glacier arrives shave some off and serve flavored ice-cones. Yip yip yip yip yip

Q What’s yellow and sleeps six? A A city pot hole repair truck.

That reminds me of traffic on today’s city streets…full of iceholes.

Must be the road I live on. Pot holes all the way down it. And the county has no money for road repairs..

And then you’ll slide out of control and maybe go off a cliff…

They must live in Nashville, Pothole City.

Then the rolling gets REALLY fun.

How do they get those wheels to move without pedals?

Ah. Illinois.

No worries – it is just volcanic ash.

Give it a couple thousand years, VW Bugs.

Thank the previous humans for training the Zues Weather Wizard satellite to give you winder in an iceless world.

And when the ice melts, the holes will be bigger

Better put some snow cleats on those wheels or you’ll be " Slip Sliding Away"