B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 23, 2023

better make sure his customers are under insurance

“Your stomach will be very Thor afterwards.”

If you eat there, your tummy will be thor.

Give him a phone speil and he sounds like many of the spam calls I get.

The “F” in the restaurant’s window does not stand for “Fantastic”.

Hope Thor isn’t bellyaching over this.

Perhaps I should open a stand next to a Taco Bell, which sells Immodium AD, Pepto Pismal, Paragoric & Alka Seltzer …

Peter better hope that Thor stays in business a while!

“Peter’s First Aid” needs to change to “Peter’s Stomach Pumps”.

I’ll order the pterodactyl medium rare with a side of grass and a stomach pump scheduled later, on the side. Yip yip yip yip yip

Thorly needed…

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Have you noticed that in the UK there are more and more health insurance adverts all the time. Also, some health centres still have a small NHS logo on them, but are actually owned by Virgin Health. Looks like the stealth killing off of the NHS is starting to come to a head. The last thing we needs is an American style health system

Good advertising.

Isn’t that gonna kill both businesses?

I remember a story about a restaurant named “Sam and Ella’s” (their names). They couldn’t understand why it failed.

When I eat at a bad restaurant, I don’t need first aid. I need a toilet

Just saw a one minute Mouth Organ Dating Club ad, followed immediately by a 15 second lover strewn AIDs Med ad(on cable of course)…

Famous for Montezuma’s revenge foreign cuisine.

The classic Route 66 diner sign: Eat Here. Get Gas.