Ben by Daniel Shelton for July 20, 2024

There are worse “old man” smells. If you really want to smell attractive to other creatures Ben, go for a swim in the ocean, although I wouldn’t recommend it, chum.

Hate the fragrant magazine samples. Much too strong, sinus and throat burning smell that lingers.

They still have those?

Ode de Geezer Musk.

Maybe he smells sexy, but I have a feeling the turnoff for her is the childish way he reacted to the paper cut. Not the kind of macho guy she’d like him to be.

No you smell like you desperately need to take a shower.

And she’s wondering…"why didn’t he take the sample out of the magazine and then run it on his neck? Ah yes, too simple! "

My dad sliced his wrist when installing new sharp-edged license plates on his car. The doctors almost put him on suicide watch.

ooo sexy

None of the magazines we get have anything like that.