Ben by Daniel Shelton for September 03, 2024

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    stairsteppublishing  2 months ago

    10:15 every day we had recess and milk and cookies. It was years before I did not have a craving for food at 10:15

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    Yakety Sax  2 months ago

    Flip his ear!

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    Gizmo Cat  2 months ago

    Yep, I’ve been on disability for about 3,5 years now and it still feels strange not to have to go to my job at the college I worked for in September.

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    Macushlalondra  2 months ago

    There’s one you should break, Ben! But here in Canada we can’t practice that bad habit because our milk doesn’t come in cartons or jugs but bags. You put the bag in this plastic pitcher like container and snip off the corner. You have to pour it into a glass so you can’t drink it from the carton!

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    DM2860  2 months ago

    Every time I get out of my car, I make sure that I am wearing my badge. Then I realize I am not going to the office

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Bad habits……

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    KEA  2 months ago

    They are indeed. My life revolved around school and the school year for 56years and I’m still not over some of the habits I acquired in that time. (my nightmares mostly involve teaching classes I haven’t prepared for.)

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    Bruce1253  2 months ago

    Ooo, yummy Ben, backwash.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 2 months ago

    Yech. Ben needs his own carton.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    Be careful Ben, you might get a ruler across the knuckles.

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    EMGULS79  2 months ago

    Need to get into the habit of waiting until the wife’s not around before you do that, Ben!!!

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    olds_cool63  2 months ago

    What a slob!

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    mafastore  2 months ago

    When I was 8 years old I first started helping my dad during tax season. He had this brand new thing called a copying machine. The original was put into the top slot along with the special paper needed for the copy and it took a picture, using green light, of the document – copy paper came out still white. The copy paper was then put into the bottom slot and the copy went through the developing chemical. It came out wet and my job was to hang up each page to dry!

    When I was 10 I started adding up client’s payroll books for day on an adding machine.

    I am now in my 70s and I still work – EXTREMELY part time – in accounting. One of my clients is the daughter of the man who owned that business whose payroll I first started adding up those decades ago.

    As long as I can do so, I will remain an accountant – it was part of my dad and it is part of me. I was actually disappointed today when bank statements for us and the two organizations I serve as treasurer came in and I did not have chance to do the reconciliations. As Scarlett O’Hara said “Tomorrow is another day.”

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