Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for July 23, 2015

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    Katsuro Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Betty’s clever! One day of having to use expressions like that, and Bob’s sure to choose to simply give up bad language altogether rather than sound that silly.

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    Melki Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I’d be more concerned about his road rage than his swearing. He probably has high blood pressure. On the other hand, “jackanapes” is a great word. We need to bring that one back

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    cabalonrye  over 9 years ago

    I told someone once that I had never seen such beautiful acephalism. He said thank you, with that blank look of one trying to hide the fact that he didn’t know what I meant. I now read regularly the dictionnary to find other such words.

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    Retired Dude  over 9 years ago

    101 great swear word alternatives:

    http://tmapsey.hubpages.com/hub/101-Great-Cuss-Word-Alternatives

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    alc7 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Reminiscent of the first “Angels in the outfield”

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    redback  over 9 years ago

    broccoli, formaldehyde, paramecium..

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Nope.…just not the same.

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    ChessPirate  over 9 years ago

    “Pardon me, you consarned jackanapes, but I believe you missed an opportunity to use your turn signal there. Perhaps next time, you might reconsider your driving choices as you navigate the transportation grid, or some concerned citizen may attempt to use your nose as the target of violent effrontery."

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    erin.adamic Premium Member over 9 years ago

    HAH! This made me laugh out loud.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Back the truck up. Calm down. It may take him a minute to make up his mind, since he’s starting from scratch. Might help if he already had one.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Your triple-great grandmother would find your speech abhorrent.

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