Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for July 22, 2021

Beer’s the pinnacle of sugary beverages.

Beer IS refreshing in hot weather. Pity it tastes like old sweat socks.

Wait – why is she bringing him anything?

What’s the matter with cold water?

She could always abide and bring him a (root) BEER!

Haha! Cut every glass with 1/3 more water! My mother used that trick on me my whole childhood to make the Countrytime stretch. The woman is a household genius!

With homemade lemonade you can decide on the amount of sugar yourself. And with less sugar it is even more refreshing.

“Well, I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer.”

“Roadhouse Blues”, The Doors

How about getting up and getting it yourself, kid?

i had a 7oz ice cold Corona Extra after trimming and bagging my yard ; tasted pretty good i have to say!

Good for you, Mom!

I would never have expected my mother to wait on me at that age. She was too busy getting her own beer.

First of all NO, second get your own lemonade.

In history people of all ages drank beer. It was safer than drinking the water.

have more Kool-Aid

On a hot day Mugicha (cold barley tea) works best.

If they were an English family, they would be convinced that the best way to cool down was with a mug of hot tea!

Yeah, we have more lemonade, it’s in the refrgerator. Help yourself til its gone, after that it’s tap water!

Have the kid get his own damn lemonade.