Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for August 23, 2021

Ha ha ha EEEEWWWWW

EWWWWW That’s nasty

You’d want the ones with missing pages, then.

Yuk. Only read catalogs or magazines in the bathroom. Books are valuable things that can expand minds and are too valuable to be spent in a stinky room.

Reading books in the bathroom ought to be a capital crime.

If you can’t remember if you read it or nor, read it again.

Don’t ask George Costanza about ‘bathroom books’.

Uncle John’s bathroom readers: a plethora of long & short stories, geared for your visiting pleasure.

ick. really? you had to go THERE GG? I’m done.

I have 3 sets of bookshelves full of books that I’ve read, the ones waiting to be read are on top

Already had to start a temporary overflow shelf, really need to add a full fourth set of bookshelves but it’s going to take a little rearranging to make room

To avoid this problem, always leave a sheet of toilet paper as a bookmark.

I keep all my favorite fiction, Tony Hillerman, Dick Francis, Isaac Asimov, etc. My memory is good and I never reread them. I guess they are like friends.

We have bathroom readers.

Books are my other old friends.

The Goodwill won’t take them the now have a book sniffing dog at there drop off.

ewwww

Why are you telling me where he is going?