Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 18, 2015
Transcript:
Nate: Cheez Doodles have got to be the least dignified snack of all time. Nate: They leave orange powder all over everything. They stain your clothes. They stain your skin. Nate: They get stuck in your teeth and stay there hours! They make your breath smell like tube socks! Frankly, they're disgusting! Nate: Oh, how I love them. Francis: He makes this speech every day.
“Wallowing in a mass of self-despair, made only more painful by the knowledge that all I have is of my own making.When alas: even the kitchen ceiling has collapsed and crumbled without warning, and I am left standing, alive and well and wondering why and wherefore”……….Old Procol Harum song…..somehow, Nate’s rant reminds me of it……….