Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 18, 2015
May 17, 2015
May 19, 2015
Transcript:
Nate: Cheez Doodles have got to be the least dignified snack of all time. Nate: They leave orange powder all over everything. They stain your clothes. They stain your skin. Nate: They get stuck in your teeth and stay there hours! They make your breath smell like tube socks! Frankly, they're disgusting! Nate: Oh, how I love them. Francis: He makes this speech every day.
Comisftw over 9 years ago
I thought he was just thinking to himself but…Wow, that’s obnoxious.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
“Wallowing in a mass of self-despair, made only more painful by the knowledge that all I have is of my own making.When alas: even the kitchen ceiling has collapsed and crumbled without warning, and I am left standing, alive and well and wondering why and wherefore”……….Old Procol Harum song…..somehow, Nate’s rant reminds me of it……….
komickat over 9 years ago
Nate hates and loves Cheez Doodles at the same time?Nate should set up a Cheez Doodle convention XD
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Sorry to hear that Francis.
byamrcn over 9 years ago
Gee Francis, now you know how your endless trivia-reciting feels!
adamp2104 over 9 years ago
i feek bad for francis
Jeff0811 over 9 years ago
What Joyce Kilmer might say if she were alive today
If I sit and use my noodleNothing beats a cheddar doodle
Made of corn so pure and yellowto be eaten by every fellow
With a cheezy orange coatingone can’t help emoting
Fried to crunch, or baked to puffOne can never get enough.
blackdawne over 9 years ago
Francis, shut up and eat your paste!
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
And twice on Sunday.
finnygirl Premium Member over 9 years ago
Jeff0811 said, about 4 hours ago
What Joyce Kilmer might say if she were alive today
Great poem!
pschearer Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’ve seen my GF eat them with chopsticks.
HARDSKULL9000 over 9 years ago
sounds like he does not like it.
T.A.S.K Master over 9 years ago
Basically, they represent Nate in food form…
AnnabethChase18 about 7 years ago
Probably cause they are so much like him
Ruben S. over 1 year ago
Nates daily ritual be like, also now francis knows what he sounds like
VMB! over 1 year ago
Lol