Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 21, 2018

so sad

yep

Boom!

Bad choice of words, Nate..

A person with such a huge exaggerative pride is just plain pitiful. Peirce really needs to start giving these characters more karma. There is nothing as despicable as a karma houdini.

Nate, try “BUT NOT BETTER” in all caps, like Gina, and see where it leads you. Detention, probably.

Smarter? Or studies harder?

Gina’s not smarter. She’s more serious about her work.

One wonders where Mrs. Godfrey is, or when she will make an appearance. My bet would be one more day of gloating by Gina, and then Saturday, >BOOM< look out Gina.

No, no, no. The standard lines are “Just because you are skilled in taking tests does not mean you have any significant intellectual ability.” “Because I am not good at taking tests does not mean my intelligence or cognitive functions are in any way impaired or inferior to yours and in fact mine might be easily superior in so many ways such a limited test and outlook cannot measure.” “Tests mean nothing, they are a flawed tool forced on education by ignorant politicians.” Take your pick.

Ugh, that’s the LAST thing Gina needed to hear! Now the obnoxious level is really going to spike up!

Nate and Gina like each other. How else to explain them interacting all the time.

I kinda want something new

Nate, so what if Jenny is more knowledgeable? Knowledge is a great thing, but I’d rather have more wisdom! Most knowledgable people I attended school with had little to no common sense. Which is more important?

Mr. Peirce, stop ruining Nate’s life.

Don’t fret Nate, next year you’ll both be repeating the same grade.

I’ve created a newspaper for Big Nate!Headline: SOCIAL STUDIES SUCKS! FAT HISTORY TEACHER ON SIDE OF BLONDE BROWN NOSE! Today’s Lunch: Rafe Khatchadorian, a new transfer student who was expelled from three different schools in one year.Gina Hemphill-Toms’ average: 100Fact about Gina: Due to her two last names, it’s possible her biological parents may be divorced.CaptainGoldMine: Gina! What do youv have to say about your perfect average?Gina: I HATE FORTNITE AND FNAF AND LOVE SOCIAL STUDIES!!CaptainGoldMine: Very interesting. Now, let’s hear from RANDY BETANCOURT, President of the Hate Nate club! Randy, why do you hate Nate so much?Randy: Because his hair resembles black seaweed!CaptainGoldMine: Really? I happen to think Nate’s hair is unique! I mean, Ruby likes his hair!Randy: (strongly enranged) YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT RUBY!!!CaptainGoldMine: OW! OW! OW! I’M BEING BEATEN BY A CARTOON CHARACTER! SECURITY! BRING YOUR TASERS! OW!I’ll make more tomorrow, guys!

Give it up, Nate. Find a dumber adversary.

It only took 19 years.

I sucked at Math,an 83 would’ve had me dancing in the streets! :)

Will this be the final straw to make Nate study harder? Tune in tomorrow, same Nate channel, same Nate time.

It’s sad. Gina makes Nate look like a social genius. She may be book smart, but she is a dunce when it comes to dealing with people.

Who here likes trains?

Truly smart people don’t have to tell other people how smart they think they are.

Yes it does… ;-)

what do you think is better? big Nate or Big Nate first class?

Just an FYI Nate, a better way of saying is: “Just because you get better grades than me doesn’t mean you’re smarter than me!”