Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 07, 2019

That’s what everyone was suggesting yesterday lol

A bar of soap. I’m playing Henry Danger Crime Warp

Ooooof. Dee Dee totally roasted Nate during the past 2 days, but boy is it satisfying to see that. Maybe this would make him introspect himself and have an ego check while he’s at it. This is why Nate needed a friend like Dee Dee in the first place, what other girl would tell him his flaws like this?

What he needs is a girl who is willing to overlook his flaws and see him for who he is. Then he will stop trying so hard, and they will live more or less happier ever after.

Yep, called it!

Hey Nate, do you use your bar of soap as a microphone when singing in the shower?

I bet the two of them would make a clean getaway together!

Quick Question…….(This is not a poll)…….How many times have you changed your Username on this website?

Once that bar of soap breaks up with him, he’ll date a bottle of shampoo.

HAHAHA So true with Nate! He would probably even date a pencil! XD

However, their are a few selective things Dee Dee can offer, that a bar of soap can’t. ;) Kissing is not one of them, bars of soap are great when you want to practice kissing.

Hmmm that would be a different kind of date, an a cappella date

Nate and Soap…kissing in a tree

Need some soap for those burns, Nate?

I’d think it would be a bag of cheez doodles instead

Oh, he is familiar with soap bars – after his mother caught him saying the queen-mother of all curse words!

https://www.reddit.com/r/ENSLAVETHEMOLLUSK/comments/9p0gfk/epik/

DeeDee In her mind

guys btw this is me, kz90969

i chnaged my name and icon cause i wanted to ;-;

Today is my birthday!

Dee Dee is out of his league.

What about Kim kressly? Would he date her? Awnser: No.

Dee Dee (today): You (Nate) just like the idea of having a girlfriend!Dee Dee (Monday): It would be sort of nice to have a boyfriend…

I like Dee Dee but I don’t know how she could see Nate with that plank in her own eye.

And that Dee Dee and Nate shippers, is why Nate and Dee Dee will never be a couple.

If Nate didn’t have weird hair do you think the girls would like him?

good one dee dee

I, personally, am also in favour of Nate dating a bar of soap. Although it would be awkward for dates.

Nate dating a bar of soap would be hilarious!

Teddy’s reaction is great.

I also like the idea of Nate dating a bar of soap.