Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 23, 2021

If you don’t water that, it won’t grow

Farmer Vincent’s Desert??

Dirt cheap

This is not what he thought sod-buster meant.

Entirely and exceptionally aspirational. Would work as an office motivation poster.

He forgot the rawhide strips soaked in water and tied around the white man’s forehead. They shrink as they dry in the sun.