Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 27, 2023

Pillage, please.

The dark spots in the grass are sporting their own jack-o-lantern face!

Love the bird on top of the second from the left Vikings horns.

With those silly opera prop helmets, they are just rude dudes cosplaying vikings.

Well, thanks a loot.

Looks like a Heart of love on that Viking’s horn and that little Birdy going to make a mess on someone’s head and carrying a Smiley face Shield. What gives?

“Sorry. You might want to check three houses down. I think they do the pillage or plunder thing.”

“you must have misread the sign. but okay, I’ll play along.” footsteps walking away from the door. the sound of a shell being loaded into the chamber of the Mossberg pump. “OKAY, sweetie. Com’on in whenever you’re ready!!!!”

No plunder. She’s clearly of an age when pills are common.

They’ll be arrested for loot behavior.

Since pillage technically includes destruction, I’d go for just the plundering…just sayin’…

And a face in her hair…

Bloody Vikings. Just give ’em a tin of Spam and tell them to push off!