Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for October 08, 2024

In case of medical emergency: Refer to ‘Doctor Zhivago’.

In case of ICBM attack: Refer to ‘Chicken Little’.

In case of wanderlust: Refer to ‘Travels With Charley’.

In case of Ghost, refer to Hamlet

In case of Travel: refer to Huckleberry Finn

In case of angry drunks refer to The Grapes of Wrath

In case of nuclear war: refer to On the Beach

In case of avalanche, refer to The Snows of Kilimanjaro.

This is clever. I like the list. To be continued?

…and in case of angry birds refer to How To Uninstall App.

In case of vermin: Refer to ‘Of Mice and Men’.

In case of hurricane in the Pacific: Refer to ‘Typhoon’.

In case of a double life, read “A Tale of Two Cities”.

In case of war, “War and Peace”.

In case of anything, find time to relax.