Bliss by Harry Bliss for September 17, 2018

He’s taking you home to have dinner with the family.

Flipper gets better press.

Shark is thinking “Easiest catch of the day!”

There was a young; lady of Clark,

Who smiled as she rode on a shark.

They returned from the ride

With the lady inside.

And the smile on the face of the shark.

Hummmm …..……….what did you do that you needed saving ?

playing with your food?

Better jump the shark, first chance you get.

Meanwhile, Mrs. Shark is waiting, thinking, “I sure hope Fang remembered to pick up something for dinner tonight.” She won’t be disappointed!

Sharks don’t like us our taste, but if you act like a fish they automatically chomp on your.

There was an old song about the man-eating shark who would eat neither woman nor child.

I don’t know what it is about this particular comic I find so funny or memorable, but well done!

“We’re here. I’ll— OW!!! You just ripped off my fin!!! Whyyyy???”

“These things are worth a lot in folk medicine markets.”

“But I saved your life!”

“You knew I was a human.”

Ouch! From what I’ve heard of sharkskin I wouldn’t want to sit my semi-bare derriere on it.