Bliss by Harry Bliss for April 24, 2023

These people are probably from the Upper West Side.

And it’s better that he does it here than at a restaurant or in a store or on a plane.

They should have got a puppy instead.

Perhaps a Gibb’s Moment is needed …

Terrible threes?

First time I heard the mother of all words was when I was 2-3 rd grade. Back in the late 40’s! Two neighborhood kids asked me to sing Yankee Doodle with all the words starting with the letter F! This was on a bus, mind you. So I sang the song and of course they giggled when I came to the word Stuck a feather…..you got it!

So I went home and back then everyone was sitting on their front porches and from the sidewalk I yelled to my parents what does #uck mean? I never saw my parents move so fast and went in the house…embarrassed to death…I knew then, that word was very bad. Oy. College of Hard Knocks!

There’s obviously not any kind of threat to this kid about washing his mouth out with soap. If you’re my age, brought up in the 50s, that’s all that you think about when this subject comes up.

They’re missing a teachable moment

So young, but already honing his Protester skills…

This kid’s gonna be a star on Twitter.

Please, Harry…bring back the animals. Neurotic humans are never going to compare.