Bliss by Harry Bliss for January 04, 2024

You’ll be eating store brand dog food in the backyard for the foreseeable future.

“No, it tastes like sofa. If I wanted it to taste like chicken, I’d eat chicken.”

It tastes like I’m gonna be in deep Doo-Doo when the people see what I’ve done to this sofa!

This is not good ! If it tastes like chicken where is the Bar-B-Q sauce ?

Why do we let pets get away with things that we would NEVER let another person do? Agnus – you want to tear up my couch? -please, sure, go ahead… NOT gonna happen!

Add a third dog, make them all puppies, and you’ve got the situation at my house…

They’re doing the cat’s job.

Maybe if you peed on it first.

I think the pups are going to be in trouble, unless the couch is already scheduled for replacement.

Stop chewing and ripping when you see the whites of their eyes!

LOL!

My wife once had a Samoyed puppy who stripped a couch down to the frame in an afternoon while she was at work.

I hope this is an old couch.

So now you know.