Bliss by Harry Bliss for January 16, 2025

Snoring can be the world’s most beautiful music. Ask any widow.

My husband is the San Francisco Chainsaw Massacre. His snoring is soothing to me, as it reminds me he’s right there.

Next step, separate trees.

I was woken up this morning at 1:30 by my wife’s snoring. Went to the living room and could still hear her. After an hour of that, I gave up and went to the gym.

Ear Plugs ;-)

Maybe a branch on the other side of the tree?

It happens. I miss my husband’s snoring, even after four and a half years.

So there are shorebirds, and there are snorebirds.

So are those squirrel nests or bird nests?

Your widow comment almost made me cry :(

I feel sorry for my chickens. The rooster starts crowing at 4:00 am. I think he’s annoying, but they sleep right next to him.

Better than someone snoring in your ears. Definition of Love is putting up with your wife snoring all night long AND not complaining. Though nudges are allowed during the night to get her to move……

Get a CPAP.

Has he been checked for Sleep Apnea? As you are a nurse, I’m sure you’re aware…