Simple, buy him a leather chew!!!
You must spare, ‘Lolita’.
Give her the Dickens!
Sink your teeth into a good book and relax.
I like something with a little more bite, more along the lines of Bram Stoker.
She was just gnawing around the edges.
I write banned books
But Nabokov tastes better!
Penny, Penny, Penny, just don’t gnaw on a tRump book, they are artificial, leave a bad taste in your mouth and will cause you indigestion.
Better still, there’s James Fenimore Cooper’s Leatherstocking Tales.
Cultured pooches always pick good classics…
SHIVA about 8 hours ago
Simple, buy him a leather chew!!!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 5 hours ago
You must spare, ‘Lolita’.
distortion Premium Member about 4 hours ago
Give her the Dickens!
backyardcowboy about 3 hours ago
Sink your teeth into a good book and relax.
CoffeyCup about 2 hours ago
I like something with a little more bite, more along the lines of Bram Stoker.
uniquename about 2 hours ago
She was just gnawing around the edges.
strick9 about 1 hour ago
I write banned books
ladykat Premium Member about 1 hour ago
But Nabokov tastes better!
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 hour ago
Penny, Penny, Penny, just don’t gnaw on a tRump book, they are artificial, leave a bad taste in your mouth and will cause you indigestion.
prrdh 21 minutes ago
Better still, there’s James Fenimore Cooper’s Leatherstocking Tales.
Zebrastripes 16 minutes ago
Cultured pooches always pick good classics…