A group of scientists, having finished building a computer powerful enough to answer any question decided the most profound question they could possibly ask first was “is there a God?” The computer processed it for about a minute and answered “there is now.”
kreole about 13 years ago
That was the Old Testament’s God ……….
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Malfunction! Does not compute! (Was it that suspicious-looking stuffed bear that sabotaged Oliver’s program?)
FatTonyBalducci about 13 years ago
Sounds good to me.
TheSkulker about 13 years ago
Now this Banana is REALLY old!
5¼" floppy disks & no hard drive.
TheSpanishInquisition about 13 years ago
Bacon bits are definitely Godlike.
zeecue about 13 years ago
Wait a minnit…..they left out the soy sauce..you gotta have soy sauce..
Strod about 13 years ago
Duh, no one expects The Spanish Inquisition!
Cardboard Cutout about 13 years ago
Thanks, now I have the Inquisition song from Mel Brooks History of the World running playing inside my head
Nighthawks Premium Member about 13 years ago
ah, as suspected, the nature of god is sour
hkyjckfjt about 13 years ago
Might be good on a bagel.
Sherlock Watson about 13 years ago
God is a dip? Well, that certainly explains a few things…
mdblanche about 13 years ago
A group of scientists, having finished building a computer powerful enough to answer any question decided the most profound question they could possibly ask first was “is there a God?” The computer processed it for about a minute and answered “there is now.”
Pygar about 13 years ago
“Oh my God, it’s DIP!!!”
Jessica Rabbit knew what she was talking about…!
thirdguy about 13 years ago
yeah, but can it play Jeopardy!!