Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for January 23, 2021

Could have shot him, but a mime is a terrible thing to waste.

Justifiable Homicide.

There’s a lot to unpack here.

That is creepy.

Everyone has asked the same question at least once.

Opus was just a-walkin’ down the street, singin’ “Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do…”

When olive-loafs are outlawed, only outlaws will have olive-loafs.

Clearly, the olive loaf was “a weapon of opportunity,” but it lent a great name to our crusading vigilante!

Tiptoeing through a mimefield. The horror, the horror.

What would my old supervisor Neil Gufy B. think? Since I was studying his works since 2010, I might have picked up a lot of his good habits! Neil would say ’ God isn’t always near and dear. God has the right to get angry and leave.’

Wasting an olive loaf does have it’s benefits.

Opus, I think it all the time. And what about face-paint artists, and… and… and… people in Walmarts, who shouldn’t be wearing things that make their zipper cry for mercy. Ooh baby!

As Barbara Feldon once might have said. ‘If Gad’s not in CONTROL, I’m transferring to KAOS and breaking the cone of silence.’

Good thing he went to the grocery store instead of the hardware store.