Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 30, 2023

Just say you were fighting communists and that you are sorry about the collateral damage and the US will give you a free pass.

Don’t be a weenie, Ridley, or the cute space monster might grind you up and shove you into a casing…Where you’d be a weenie.

I can’t remember who Peter Holm was!

Just say you were supporting BLM and the US will give you a pass.

That’s Congress, all righty!

Just say you hate the us and kill some Americans. Then they will subsidize you.

You had me at ‘Detroit’.

Had to look up Peter Holm, but Dame Joan Collins was just on the Graham Norton Show last week. She recently published a book.

This entire sequence now seems eerily prescient.

No, not the sculptures!

We were lucky the Zygortians had just stopped for lunch. They owned the place at this point.

Awkward moment for the committee!

Come to think about it, experience says all moments are awkward for all committees….