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The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for April 12, 2024
April 11, 2024
April 13, 2024
Transcript:
Granddad: Don't even think about touching that phone. Ring, ring!! Hello? Phone: Hi sir, I'm conducting a survey, and if you'll just give me a few minutes of your time you'll be eligible to win a vacation for two to anywhere in the continental united states... Not to mention all the benefits new windows can bring to your home and plus they'll help you save on heating bills, and not only that, blah blah blah wah wah wah waah wahh wah waaah wah, blah blah blah yackity smackity. Granddad: Here, knock yourself out, abuse away... Riley: Awww, thanks, granddad.
Ellis97 10 months ago
Grandad, you do realize you’re enabling Riley’s behavior, right? That can only lead to him continuing to harass every single caller.
Droptma Styx 10 months ago
Salesman stares at the phone, mumbles “They said these were the good leads!”
PoodleGroomer 10 months ago
This is your medical supplier. Please confirm that you are diabetic.
drivingfuriously Premium Member 10 months ago
I left my landline at my old house when we moved three years ago, don’t miss all those robo-calls
Cozmik Cowboy 10 months ago
My approach to non-recorded ones: “How are you today?” “How am I? Too smart to fall for your scam is how I am. Does your mother know you steal for a living? Why don’t you find honest work, you pus-sucking bottom-feeder?”
That’s when I’m grumpy and / or the caller is male; if I feel like having fun & the caller is female, it’s “That depends; what color is your underwear?”
For some reason She doesn’t like me answering…….
William Bludworth Premium Member 10 months ago
Answer your phone: “Special Agent Erskine, FBI. How may I help you?”