Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 02, 2018

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    oldpine52  about 7 years ago

    A few years ago I was having chest pains and every time they said they were checking my heart they always said they couldn’t find anything.

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    therese_callahan2002  about 7 years ago

    “Nurse, send in my next patient.” “Well, hello there, Mr. Scarecrow.”

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 7 years ago

    What do you expect when you examine a politician?

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    AtariDragon  about 7 years ago

    His wife has been telling him that for years.

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    Qiset  about 7 years ago

    At least he doesn’t seem to mind

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    nosirrom  about 7 years ago

    How did Dana get my medical records?

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    Godfreydaniel  about 7 years ago

    Not positive it wasn’t apocryphal, but supposedly this was a newspaper headline about the Hall of Fame pitcher Dizzy Dean: “Dizzy’s Skull X-rayed, Nothing Found.”

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member about 7 years ago

    …and why waste your time telling him?

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    Gent  about 7 years ago

    And my doc told me I’m heartless.

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    cuzinron47  about 7 years ago

    Let me think about that. Nope nothing happening.

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