Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 07, 2020

Just off hand, I’d say he blew it.

I wonder how his dad is going to react to this.

Dad: “I don’t have to, son. The aftermath speaks for itself”.

Is the school still standing.

Ok! How did the fire department do?

Don’t worry, kid. Everyone already knows.

Burn!!!

Nothing worse than the smell of burning hair… especially when it is your own.

I had a chemistry professor who did that, twice, in explaining the right and wrong way to mix acid and water. He burned all his facial hair off.

I remember the nitroglycerin lecture demonstrations.

“I know, I can still hear the sirens.”

He bombed.

Honey, get our lawyer on the line.

Less makeup when practicing lines.

I remember trying to make TNT in organic class in high school. The only thing I accomplished was setting the beaker on fire. What kind of teacher would let a kid try to make TNT LOL

You had a blast, right?

That’s what happens when you blow off your homework

I’m always afraid I’ll get arrested if TSA discovers I have Nitro Glycerine in my carry-on.

(Tablets)

That was a rather explosive statement.

Well, it looks like you had a blast!