Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for June 13, 2020

What happens in the swamp, stays in the swamp.

You had to mess with mother nature and build your golf course there, didn’t cha?

Is that a new club? You may as well not leave it there.

It used to just be a sand trap.

Yep, don’t want to end up as gator-aid!

Very wise choice.

The Gators name is Mulligan !

Must be in Florida

now that’s what i call a water hazard

The last place I worked in Florida had gators all over the place. One named ‘Big Mama’.

Not to worry, gators only need to eat once in awhile.. and George should last at least a week

“Skip this hole…” Naah, that alligator has just eaten. Those are size 13 shoes. That gator is full. No problem for a day or so….

I think I’d heading for the 19th hole.

Poor Dewey….we will report this, after our round.

Someone stole two 5 foot alligators from a store in Manhattan KS. One of the alligators was let loose at Wildcat Creek and she’s been seen for the last three days but they have been unable to capture her. Now a wildlife guy has said if our winters are mild enough (and they have been the last couple years), it could survive for years. In the meantime, they closed part of the bike/walking trail adjacent. Oh, and they don’t have any idea where the other one is.

That’s a heck of a penalty!