Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 16, 2021

Life: The force or energy that differentiates animate from inanimate objects.

“This says it’s a Monty Python movie…”

42, duh.

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Well what does Google say? And for that matter Alexa, Siri and whatever they all are called.

As opposed to so many these days who want the demeaning of life.

Good luck finding it that way. I just tried it… only took .63 seconds but got 11,370,000,000 hits.

I’ve thought for some time that the “purpose” of life (if there is one) is to decrease entropy locally.

The purpose of life on this planet is to entertain the galaxy. Best comedy acts around.

If you’re going there, you’ll just get information on your personal life.

Slow broadband, huh?

Odd – it keeps directing to some old movie by a guy named Monty Python…

Who cares about the meaning of life? i have a door dash delivery for you.

But first I get to find what’s on sale at Target.

Meaning of life? Good luck with that one.