Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 01, 2022

That’s not a recliner; it’s an ejection seat.

Now that is a power lift.

I would buy that chair. Drag it out when relatives visit.

Strato launcher, lounger.

Knight Sitter.

Hey how did one of James Bond’s gadgets get here?

“Harry your a beast” Ala: Mothers of invention”- Were only in for the Money.

Every cat person needs one of those ejection recliners.

Well, it is Spring.

That was sent to us by mistake. It was supposed to go to MI6 headquarters in London……

Adding insult to injury (literally): The defective product is bad enough, but the salesman’s first thought after the customer goes through the ceiling is to call quality control? If he had any hope of salvaging the sale, he just blew it.

Must be the James Bond model ejector recliner