Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for October 02, 2022

This goose is cooked.

There’s only one thing we can do, Mrs. Dumpty. Do you have any salt.

You EGGHEAD!

Just the other day, Ripley’s had something about Humpty Dumpty not being called an egg in the nursery rhyme.

Get the salt!!!!!

Call the Medical Egg-xaminer…

Mrs. Dumpty asks: ’Does his “thingy” still work"?

Huh. I thought a hard man was good to find…

My bet is on the kings horses and the kings men! They turned up the heat!

I don’t get the yolk of this cartoon.

Might have turned the temperature up a tad too high, you’d think an egg would be careful about that.

If he’d sat in a hot tub at Mar-a-Lago, he would have been par-boiled.

Now he can become a Private Eye.

Excuse me but I’m an undercover agent for the Pedantic Cartoon Department. And, a few days ago we were told by Ripley’s Believe it or Not that there is no evidence that Humpty is an egg …

On the plus side, he might be better suited for a great fall.

well, now he’s ready for easter…

But he’ll last all night long now..