Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for October 17, 2022

If i survive my meals are on the house forever.

“Give us a chance to finish the job!”

Not where he’s going, it’s not. It’s $84 for the patty and $210 for the bun (top and bottom billed separately), $32 for the mustard, $26 for the ketchup, $8 for the sesame seeds, … but 20% discount if you have insurance.

There’s a fast food restaurant called The Heart Attack Grill.

“Your next meal is on the house!”

And his last one — does that have a double meaning? — is in the toilet.

I got food poisoning at Arby’s in 1972. Boycott still enforced.

I’m always getting the MSG and the arsenic mixed up.

i still smile to remember the restaurant manager’s response when i told him i’d found a cockroach at the bottom of my grilled eel over rice. he asked, with apparently no irony intended, “would you like a replacement bowl?”

If there is a “next” meal.

Gagged and down.

On the house? No, your next meal is in the hospital.

On the house? Maybe that why he got sick, it should have been in the refrigerator.

Customers are dying to get in and dying coming out

I got food poisoning at Burger Chef ~1963? and they no longer exist.…which is a shame as they were my favorite Burger place.