That was three weeks ago
Good luck, pumpkins.
How did you escape Halloween?
Sorry guys but you stick out like sore thumb.
They have to have a traditional wedding because they “cantaloupe.”
If it’s the US, it’s probably musk melons.
I couldn’t find a recipe for Pumpkin Pie made from fresh pumpkins.
They must be color blind.
Put on a hat to hide your stem. And get that toothy smile off your face.
They’re already married: they can’t elope.
People also eat cantaloupes through the holidays.
Same idea: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in the strawberry patch. I learned that one over 60 years ago.
With that haircut you got, your time is STILL pretty limited…..
You need to paint yourselves mottled tan to get away with this.
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
C almost 2 years ago
That was three weeks ago
angelolady Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Good luck, pumpkins.
blunebottle almost 2 years ago
How did you escape Halloween?
allen@home almost 2 years ago
Sorry guys but you stick out like sore thumb.
blackman2732 almost 2 years ago
They have to have a traditional wedding because they “cantaloupe.”
bobbyferrel almost 2 years ago
If it’s the US, it’s probably musk melons.
paranormal almost 2 years ago
I couldn’t find a recipe for Pumpkin Pie made from fresh pumpkins.
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
They must be color blind.
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
Put on a hat to hide your stem. And get that toothy smile off your face.
John W. Vinson Premium Member almost 2 years ago
They’re already married: they can’t elope.
heathcliff2 almost 2 years ago
People also eat cantaloupes through the holidays.
H P Hundt Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Same idea: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in the strawberry patch. I learned that one over 60 years ago.
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
With that haircut you got, your time is STILL pretty limited…..
Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 2 years ago
You need to paint yourselves mottled tan to get away with this.