Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 04, 2022

That was three weeks ago

Good luck, pumpkins.

How did you escape Halloween?

Sorry guys but you stick out like sore thumb.

They have to have a traditional wedding because they “cantaloupe.”

If it’s the US, it’s probably musk melons.

I couldn’t find a recipe for Pumpkin Pie made from fresh pumpkins.

They must be color blind.

Put on a hat to hide your stem. And get that toothy smile off your face.

They’re already married: they can’t elope.

People also eat cantaloupes through the holidays.

Same idea: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in the strawberry patch. I learned that one over 60 years ago.

With that haircut you got, your time is STILL pretty limited…..

You need to paint yourselves mottled tan to get away with this.