Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 13, 2025

Most unfortunately, the bus did not miss you.

Was that record for missing the bus or getting hit by the bus?

At least he didn’t miss the bus!

If at first you don’t succeed…,

Good news. You set the Guinness world record for most broken bones in one accident.

Evel Knievel you’re not.

Well there’s always tomorrow.

The Bus’ll come by

Tomorrow

Bet your bottom dollar

That tomorrow it’ll be there

Just thinkin’ about

Tomorrow

Clears away the cobwebs

And the sorrow ‘til there’s none

When I’m stuck with a day

That’s gray and lonely

I just stick out my chin

And grin and say, ouch

The sun’ll come out

Tomorrow

So ya gotta hang on

’Til tomorrow come what may

Tomorrow, tomorrow

I love ya tomorrow

You’re always, a day away

The sun’ll come out

Tomorrow

So ya gotta hang on

’Til tomorrow come what may

Tomorrow, tomorrow

I love ya tomorrow

You’re records, a day away

Tomorrow, tomorrow

I love ya tomorrow

You’re records, a day away

All dumb video injuries should be treated with dumb video DIY medical help—saving ER visits for the rest of us.

He’s all broken up about it.

Not much difference between missing by one bus and missing by half a bus. You’re still busted.

He feels bad already. Don’t tell him that! One bus away from living legend hood.

oh man… all that fer nuthin’!