Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 09, 2015

Transcript:

Lupin: There are rainbows everywhere! We return to Elvis for continuing coverage. Elvis? Elvis: Lupin, this just in: It appears earlier reports that "St. Patrick's Day exploded" were mistaken! Lupin: I believe those were your reports -- Elvis: It's not important who said what. Elvis: The fact remains there are rainbows everywhere and the People are ecstatic. Elvis: The Woman keeps spinning in circles with Puck. Woman: Yay! Woman: FINALLY! Puck: It feels like I'm flying, Elvis. Puck: ...Right over the rainbow. Elvis: The Man is cheering incoherently at the electric picture box. Elvis: The Woman is pumping her fist in the air. Puck: OKAY, WE'RE DOING THIS NOW Elvis: The Man is telling the children this is an historic day. Elvis: An... Irish historic day? Lupin: Just stop. Elvis: Well, though the cause remains unclear, two things are certain: Elvis: What happened, it was awesome and long overdue.