Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 18, 2016

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Beatrix: Desk is polished, sources are double checked, and I rinsed all the mugs! Beatrix: What are the station's social media passwords? Lupin: Oh- We don't really- Elvis: No, we don't do that. Beatrix: WHAT? Beatrix: It's the 21st century! How does the station tweet?! Elvis: Beatrix. Elvis: Birds have their own news. Beatrix: Whew! Ok. Not to worry. I am appointing myself "social media intern." All in favor say aye. Elvis: Maybe we could ask Burt to set up- Beatrix: Aye! Beatrix: No need! Just set up a Twitter account for the station. Elvis: Is that a bank? Beatrix: @breakingcatnews Elvis: I don't want my name on this- Beatrix: Smile-! Elvis: NEVER. Beatrix: Done! Elvis: WAIT. Beatrix: Posted! Elvis: WHAT? Elvis: How are you doing this so FAST?! Beatrix: My many toes are a natural texting-tweeting advantage!