Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 19, 2016
Transcript:
Lupin: The Baby is turning one! Puck: It's a gala event here on the blue carpet, Lupin. Puck: Here comes The Woman now, wearing a yellow gown and oven mitts. Elvis: There can't be enough fanfare. Puck: The Man is a vision in plaid! Puck: The Toddler pulled his shirt over his head, and now he's a scary ghost. Toddler: Spooooky! Tommy: It's a daring look, Puck. He's taking a real risk on the blue carpet tonight. Beatrix: I love it. Elvis: Everything looks ready in the kitchen, Lupin! Toddler: Oooooooooooh... Puck: And here she is, Lupin! Puck: The lady of the hour! Puck: The Woman is giving the Baby the traditional People birthday gift of FIRE- Elvis: WHAT- Elvis: ARE YOU INSANE?! Elvis: All this fanfare is FLAMMABLE! Man: Huh. Usually it's Lupin going after candles!
“A vision in plaid.” Is that physically possible???